My New Philosophy

Lately, as I have been teaching some of my KBS cohorts how to play various games like Doppelkopf, St. Petersburg, and, of course, my personal favorite, called "Love, Happiness, and Data" (first one to get all three in real life wins), I have been contemplating my strategies, for I, of course, am always looking to improve myself and enhance my experience as a student of life. Finally, as I was doing my holy rites one evening, as if placed there by the blessed saint himself, I realized that I must simply ask myself one question: What would Carl Do?

It is the most excellent of strategies! Why, I could even market this slogan, though I would likely have to abbreviate it to something memorable, like "WWCD?" I can see it now: myriads upon myriads of people wearing, say, little blue woven bracelets with this philosophy blazoned upon them--a constant reminder of the futility of life and the agony of defeat. Perhaps, with the fortune and fame gained by the creation and excellent marketing strategy of such wonderful items, I myself would be the victor of "Love, Happiness, and Data!"...though I fear I would have to forgo my graduate studies in this pursuit. Hmm, I wonder what Carl would do in this situation?