I am in awe

I went to Katie's dissertation defense. It was okay, I guess. Truth be told, I didn't really hear much of it. I was too overwhelmed by Carl's t-shirt, which was too beautiful for words. It was like standing a bride on her wedding day next to Angelina Jolie, or putting any old pastry brush next to the Peruvian Pastry Brush. There's just no comparison. Why, even if I had the best handlebar mustache in the world I would only have an iota of the fashion sense Carl has! Oh, if only I had a puffy-painted designer shirt of my very own!