It is my solemn vow

I apologize for my silence in recent months. I assure you that my quest for love, happiness, and data has not stopped. In fact, I had a major breakthrough this very day!

You see, I was walking across campus this afternoon, innocently minding my own business, when I heard a voice upon the wind.

"Blogless," it said.

"What?" I said in confusion, wondering if the voices had come back.

"Blogless," it cried again.

"Go away and leave me alone!" I cried back piteously. Around me, people began looking at me askance, and my walking companion began edging away from me in an attempt to disassociate himself from the madness, as if it weren't already too late for him.

Once more, the voice floated to me on the breeze. "Blogless!"

"OH WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW?" I cried, falling on my knees in the middle of Shaw Lane.

But the voice was silent, and I cannot help but think I missed a golden opportunity. "Next time," I told myself, pulling myself up. "Next time," I said, and began running from the police, who had pulled up next to me, sirens blaring.

Next time? I'm wearing headphones.