My Christmas Wishlist - Item #1

Hello faithful readers,

I realize that many of you like to shower me with gifts. Therefore, I have decided to post my Christmas wishlist on this blog.

Here's Item #1 on my wishlist: This lovely mustache mirror.

This delightful mirror will allow me to determine which mustache style would look best for upcoming formal events in my life. Thanks in advance for your generous contributions.

DE-FENSE!

They say that the best defense is a good offense. My baked goods are never found to be offensive¹ ... but you are certainly invited to show up Wednesday in football pads and helmets to assist with the Q&A segment. BYOSC.


(¹ It's because I avoid the scourge of mixing peanut butter and chocolate. Like ammonia and bleach, I tell you.)