A Renewed Enthusiasm

If you know me well by now, you are undoubtedly aware that my desire to grow a handlebar mustache has never diminished. Alas, perhaps due to my lack of accountability in this, I have yet to succeed. That, however, was before I discovered The Handlebar (Moustache) Club, an international society for my fellow mustache connoisseurs! They even have a world championship competition! What excellent role-models! Perhaps I should found a KBS-based chapter. Surely many there--Tom, for example--would be appreciative of such endeavors.