Sunday, December 14, 2008
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Another nefarious scheme gone awry
Bwa ha ha! My nefarious scheme has worked! In a singlehanded stroke of genius, I managed to render nine of my mortal enemies temporarily incapacitated with the norovirus at a party on Saturday night!
There are only two problems with this. One: St. Carlos, my arch-nemesis, seems not to have succumbed. Perhaps if I make sure we play St. Petersburg with an infected copy of the game next time we meet...?
Two: I, uhm. May or may not have infected myself with this vile plague. No, really. I have no idea. It's hard to keep track when so many of my split personalities, including those that actually write this not-blog, are separated from my physical body.
On an unrelated note, I ought to offer up two notes of congratulations: first, to Lindsey, who now officially has a Ph.D. to back up her mad scientist street cred; and second, to Lisa, who may or may not actually graduate this semester, depending on if she manages to get off her butt and finish the projects she's got due this week.
There are only two problems with this. One: St. Carlos, my arch-nemesis, seems not to have succumbed. Perhaps if I make sure we play St. Petersburg with an infected copy of the game next time we meet...?
Two: I, uhm. May or may not have infected myself with this vile plague. No, really. I have no idea. It's hard to keep track when so many of my split personalities, including those that actually write this not-blog, are separated from my physical body.
On an unrelated note, I ought to offer up two notes of congratulations: first, to Lindsey, who now officially has a Ph.D. to back up her mad scientist street cred; and second, to Lisa, who may or may not actually graduate this semester, depending on if she manages to get off her butt and finish the projects she's got due this week.
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