Todd the Blogless Hath a Blog

I here at toddtheblogless dot blogspotdot com always have the best interests of you, the reader, at heart. Since I started not blogging, I have gotten many pieces of fan mail from my wide readership and have thus decided that it is time to start responding to my loyal fans. That's right, kids: it's time for the toddtheblogless dot blogspot dot com question of the day week whenever I get around to it. Just send in your fanmail, inquiries, and all checks and money orders, and you too can have your name and letter featured here on toddtheblogless dot blogspot dot you get the idea.

This week's piece of fanmail comes from Dave from Duluth, Minnesota:

Hi Todd, been a huge fan of your not-blog since 1997. Where did you come up with the idea of a not-blog?

Well, Dave, that's an interesting question, especially since I've only been not-blogging for a week and a half now. Really, at heart, I always knew I'd grow up to be a not-blogger. I remember thinking back in 6th grade when Connie Mumford turned me down for the third time that, you know, I really ought to go home and not blog about this. And when I went through my angsty goth phase two weeks later... well. You should have seen all of the not-blog posts I wrote back then. Whilst others were writing their epic poems about how they were so mad at their parents and all hail lord Korrock, I was busy not-posting my own. As you can see, by the time I reached my twenties, I was finally ready to begin a not-blog all of my own.

And now I ask you this: why the heck does everybody always write in from Duluth?

That's it for today's infrequently asked question! See y'all next time at toddtheohwhatever.