Ladies and gentlemen, I have finally found the perfect mate...
...for Katie.
That's right, people. Feast your eyes on this vision of studliness. And he's even a superhero! Why, I wouldn't be surprised if he used his superpowers even last night to vigilantly guard her doorstep! Alas that she did not look out in time to see him, his eyes the color of dirt, his hair unkempt and unwashed in the desperation of his love, holding a bouquet of dandelions and two queens of clubs, begging, pleading, saying, "if only Katie would love me!" Carpe diem, Katie, carpe diem.
Perhaps it is for the best. After all, how can she, Rob, and Lisa have their triple honeymoon if she is the only one married? Perhaps this perfect match for Katie can simultaneously find them their respective life mates. One can only hope.
2 comments:
lol! Well, I do like the pi shirt. ;) And bringing two queens of clubs is always a nice gesture. But Todd, I'm surprised that you posted this on your blog before introducing us in person.
As revenge, perhaps I'll have to force you to blog about your car incident from last month. Eh? :)
Is that all? Wow, I'm impressed! I thought for sure you'd murder me, er, I mean, Todd.
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