Happy Pi Day!

This song is 3 minutes and 14 seconds long.

Additionally, Pi-Man will go to the florist's today and buy exactly four roses. Three of these roses will remain intact. The fourth will be carefully measured and cut down to 14% of its original size. These roses will be delivered to Katie's doorstep at exactly 3:14 this afternoon.

Twooo Wuv

Ladies and gentlemen, I have finally found the perfect mate...

...for Katie.

That's right, people. Feast your eyes on this vision of studliness. And he's even a superhero! Why, I wouldn't be surprised if he used his superpowers even last night to vigilantly guard her doorstep! Alas that she did not look out in time to see him, his eyes the color of dirt, his hair unkempt and unwashed in the desperation of his love, holding a bouquet of dandelions and two queens of clubs, begging, pleading, saying, "if only Katie would love me!" Carpe diem, Katie, carpe diem.

Perhaps it is for the best. After all, how can she, Rob, and Lisa have their triple honeymoon if she is the only one married? Perhaps this perfect match for Katie can simultaneously find them their respective life mates. One can only hope.