A change in research, perhaps?

Hmm, perhaps I should focus on implementing a system like this on a much larger scale. Perhaps, instead of a phone call from a houseplant, the system can be tied to an automatic cloud seeder. Think of the implications for my dissertation!

Alternately, I'd accept a system for gauging levels of Theobroma cacao in my system. Something that could tell me when I've had enough, or when I desperately need more, especially combined with Arachis hypogaea.

Oh wait. That system would be my stomach.

A Renewed Enthusiasm

If you know me well by now, you are undoubtedly aware that my desire to grow a handlebar mustache has never diminished. Alas, perhaps due to my lack of accountability in this, I have yet to succeed. That, however, was before I discovered The Handlebar (Moustache) Club, an international society for my fellow mustache connoisseurs! They even have a world championship competition! What excellent role-models! Perhaps I should found a KBS-based chapter. Surely many there--Tom, for example--would be appreciative of such endeavors.