Circumstances Most Mysterious

The bad economy is becoming absurd, and its repercussions are being felt even here at KBS. The number of homeless people in the area is increasing at an absurd rate; this very afternoon I set up several tents to control the amount of water on certain patches of grass provide these hobos with shelter from the rain; but alas, even this hard work is to no avail, as now there is, in fact, a hobo who has set up camp in my very yard! Unfortunately I am very busy with work this week, but I believe I shall ask Lisa, who is vacationing here at the moment, to investigate this phenomenon. Perhaps she can shed light upon this great mystery.