Circumstances Most Mysterious

The bad economy is becoming absurd, and its repercussions are being felt even here at KBS. The number of homeless people in the area is increasing at an absurd rate; this very afternoon I set up several tents to control the amount of water on certain patches of grass provide these hobos with shelter from the rain; but alas, even this hard work is to no avail, as now there is, in fact, a hobo who has set up camp in my very yard! Unfortunately I am very busy with work this week, but I believe I shall ask Lisa, who is vacationing here at the moment, to investigate this phenomenon. Perhaps she can shed light upon this great mystery.

An Historic Day!

The stars have aligned for me today as I accomplished the gaming triple crown:

1. I beat Carl at St. Petersburg

2. I beat Carl at Ticket to Ride

3. I beat Lindsey at Doppelkopf

It is difficult to accomplish even one of these challenging feats, and I managed to do all three of them in the same day! Such a thing will probably never happen to me again, so I need to savor my victories while I can!