A great cause!

Hello faithful readers,

I just learned of a great cause that fits perfectly with my values: grow a handsome mustache, and help support kids that have cancer!

Read about this great cause here.

Unfortunately it's too late for me to join this year, but maybe next year! If I do, I will gladly accept encouragement and donations for this cause. You can see the mustache progress of the brave & generous contestants this year by clicking on the "Browse the 'Staches" tab.

Ellen is trying to kill me

It's true! It must be! Two death attempts only a week apart confirm it! First last week she gave me a heart attack with the surprise "party," and then on Saturday, she repeatedly challenged me to sword duels and caused me to injure my hand severely! I mean, sure, the duel was on WiiSports and the hand injury came when I actually managed to beat her, flung my arms up in a victory motion, and hit my hand against the low ceiling... but the point is, I'm beginning to think that she's a serious health threat to me!

Important News Bulletin

Since I know many of you were concerned about my health this afternoon, I just wanted to let everyone know that I AM okay, I AM home from the hospital now and resting comfortably, and the doctors WERE able to repair the damage to my heart caused by the shock of about a dozen people jumping out of my dining room screaming "Surprise!" and "Happy Birthday!"

This ends this important news update. We now return to our regularly scheduled lack of updates.