Important News Bulletin

Since I know many of you were concerned about my health this afternoon, I just wanted to let everyone know that I AM okay, I AM home from the hospital now and resting comfortably, and the doctors WERE able to repair the damage to my heart caused by the shock of about a dozen people jumping out of my dining room screaming "Surprise!" and "Happy Birthday!"

This ends this important news update. We now return to our regularly scheduled lack of updates.

I'm going to do it!

It is the birthday of one of my two favorite people as mentioned in the last post. And, for her birthday, in order to make her the happiest woman in the world, I'm going to... join Facebook! Is that not truly the best gift I could ever give her? And, heck, it'll make my OTHER favorite person happy too! It's a win-win!

Cause for Celebration Pt 2

Continuing the trend of all the very best and coolest people in the world being born in September, it is my birthday today!

My birthday wish list includes chocolate, peanut butter (but not together!), pie, pi, a cat as wonderful as Isis, beating Carl at St. Petersburg, beating Lindsey at Doppelkopf, lots of red meat, Dance Dance Revolution (so I can practice my crazy-awesome moves!), more posts on my non-blog, and a date with a Red Wings player for my friend Lindsey.

There may be a few things I've forgotten. Feel free to suggest them here!

It is a cause for celebration!

Yes, gentle readers, it is my good friend Lindsey's birthday today. Be sure to send her all your well-wishes.

I, alas, have not yet purchased a gift appropriate for this momentous occasion. My initial goal was to buy her a date with the entire Red Wings hockey team, but alas, that was a bit out of my price range. Perhaps to console her, I shall take her out for some lovely, juicy steak. What woman, after all, can resist the delicious aroma of lightly braised red meat?