The Wonders of Technology

Greetings, my beloved comrades! I must apologize for the recent lack of posts; I've been busy attempting to acquire love, happiness, and data. At a later date, I'll post on how those searches have been going. Right now, though, I would like to tell you about the marvel that is the Information Super Highway.

You see, some of my Lansing cohorts joined me yesterday for a Fourth of July picnic. After some smashing victories at four square in which I was named the undisputed champion of the playground, our conversation turned to the subject of one personage by the name of Trog-Dor, a man who is also a dragon. Myself being a gentleman adventurer of the World Wide Webiverse, I was perplexed that I had not heard of such a foul beast. Surely he is a product of this new "Inter-Web 2.0" that I keep hearing about.

Armed with my trusty Internet Explorer 4, I set out to the amazing search engine "Yahoo" to see if I could find this mythical monster. Lo and behold, he is chronicled in an Electronic mailing sent by one "Strong Bad," no doubt himself a fellow gentleman adventurer. This, my friends, is Trog-Dor--and such a loathsome creature he is! But wait: there are yet more wonders to these inter-nets! It seems that this "Trog-Dor" is also the subject of a video game. I can hardly believe that such excellent graphic capabilities exist!

I am awed by the marvels that can be uncovered by "surfing the net." I fear I have missed my calling in life. Perhaps I should have gone into "Digital Rhetoric and Professional Writing" after all.

Ugh, my head...

...what was I doing last night? I can't remember... All I know is, a friend posted a picture... is that me? With two women? And alcohol? What on earth was I doing last night?

An Historic Day!

The stars have aligned for me today as I accomplished the gaming triple crown:

1. I beat Carl at St. Petersburg

2. I beat Carl at Ticket to Ride

3. I beat Lindsey at Doppelkopf

It is difficult to accomplish even one of these challenging feats, and I managed to do all three of them in the same day! Such a thing will probably never happen to me again, so I need to savor my victories while I can!

Great news!

I got a very exciting phone call today. A recruiter from ABC was at Carl and Steph's wedding and saw my amazing dancing talent. They want me to be on the next Dancing with the Stars as one of the professionals! I hope they recruit Oprah to be my partner, though I wouldn't say no to Kirsten Dunst either.

What to wear?

Ah, wedding season. I love weddings, and I’m overjoyed about attending a wedding this weekend for two good friends of mine. The problem is that I can’t decide what to wear. It’s a special occasion, and that calls for special attire. I’d like to poll my blog readers for what they think I should wear.

Option #1: I will wear this shirt with some nice khaki pants.

Option #2: A bit more extravagant – I will wear this suit that I’ve been keeping around for years.

Opinions and suggestions?

IMPORTANT NEWS ANNOUNCEMENT

My dear friend Pi-Man has told me a very important piece of news. Due to a change in circumstances, Pi-Man will be shifting his superpowers. That's right: he will no longer be Pi-Man; his new name and super power will be Pi-Man.

Happy Pi Day!

This song is 3 minutes and 14 seconds long.

Additionally, Pi-Man will go to the florist's today and buy exactly four roses. Three of these roses will remain intact. The fourth will be carefully measured and cut down to 14% of its original size. These roses will be delivered to Katie's doorstep at exactly 3:14 this afternoon.